Uncle Don-isms [updated at random]

Bits of gold, from my uncle, "Blue Eyes and Okie Charm..."

"The buffalo on every nickel he ever spent had already shit because he squeezed it so hard."

"He wouldn't say shit if it was in his mustache."

Dad says, mid-joke, "... one road leads to fame & fortune, and the other road leads to squalor..."  Uncle Don interjects, "OH, thats right down near Pinople!"